Today at work a client told me I sounded 32 years old and that I have a nice voice. I’m not sure if I should be offended or flattered?????
i grab my friend and yell OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VINE, my friend turns around; i am holding an excellent specimen of vitis coignetiae, we are botanists
your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a fucking prick
*loses a follower*
*checks fave mutuals*
yeah ok whatever later nerd